Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

I slap her ass so she won't be too lazy to jump on my dick

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

The boss deeply fucked the redheaded secretary with his curved cock